I do some crazy things

Well yesterday started out to be just a normal day at work. But then two of the nurses came up to me and said, we will pay you if you drink this stuff. Now if you know me already then you know that when there is money involved then i am probably going to do it. But this stuff made me sit back and think for a min. I was not sure if I should do it or not. But you are right I couldn't pass this up so I did it. This (stuff) is not no ordinary stuff it was the liquid that you have before you go get a colonoscopy done. That's right the good stuff. Well before I did it I called my wife to tell her and she just laughed at me.
So I started to drink this stuff and it was not good at all. They gave me 3 hrs. to drink all of it. All 4L of it WOW. I was doing fine but it just seemed like every time that I drank some more it was worse then that last time. In the mean time I was still just working getting things done, but time was getting closer and closer. The last hr went by way to fast. I had about 15 mins. left and not much more to drink the min went by and not much was left but then my body stopped, it wouldn't let me drink anymore I tried and I tried but my body would not take it. TIME.
I didn't make it all I had left was about 8oz but i didn't want to get hurt so I let my body stop.
WOW I have never felt so white and ready to throw up that bad before but I didn't.
The one thing I didn't do while doing this is drink water as well. But I didn't because I knew if I drank water then I wouldn't be able to drink all the stuff.
So everyone said that I didn't look so good at all. They even told me that they would get me on an IV if I wanted them to. I thought about it but then it HIT I rushed to the restroom. Thinking I was done I came out and was going to have them start me on an IV but then it hit again a min later. As I sat there I decided that with the constant Hit that I couldn't have an IV.
Well to spare you all the details, the day went by and I stayed at work getting things done as I could. That is some crazy stuff.

Oh I bet you are wondering. Did I get the money? Well yes I did everyone that wanted to did I told them all they didn't have to because I didn't get it all down but they were nice enough to do so. I also found out that you are not to have any food 4hrs before you take that stuff, well I had just had a BIG breakfast right before. I also found out that they usually give you a lot more time then 3 hrs to drink it for a colonoscopy and that is why they payed me.

WOW the things I will do for extra money!